A Hijacker could be defined as one who masturbates on a plane. This could also be considered as "sneaking into the mile high club."
Upon his return to the United States, the world traveler shares his experience of masturbating over the Atlantic Ocean. His only defense was "Who can't go 8 hours without choking it?" Phil rightfully names him the "Hijacker."
1. To laugh with a high pitch, which I actually happen to do. Sounds like a queef
2. To suck in air when you laugh.
Quinn: I had a black friend once, then we sold him.
Mike: *begins quafter*
Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican
that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.
Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.
Usually shouted when swatting a frisbee out of the air or out of an opposing players hand during ultimate frisbee
After yelling Swat team! I skillfully pwned
throwing the frisbee.
Someone that has a lazy eye or some kind of stigmatism that makes one eye go off in another direction than the other eye. Hence, a chameleon.
Jeff was hit in the eye with a baseball early on in his life, turning him into a chameleon. At least he can look at porn and watch if his parents are coming in the driveway at the same time.
A fight in which 2 or more Asians participate in a battle of whits. Usually happens when the parties involved have a dispute over their favorite pokemon
or whether dragonball Z
are the better anime
. The battle itself is fought with Ti-89 calculators and complex fractions.
Asian #1: Charmander is the best pokemon ever!
Asian #2: Squirttle would kick Charmander's ass, as his weakness is water, and I know this because I am Asian.
People walking in halls: Asian Fight!