Squirttle 

When having to poop, and the turtle-head pokes out without your knowledge

"Man, I was running today, and I had a massive squirttle attack"

Squirttle by Souza July 14, 2004

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squirreled 

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!

Squirreled by Leonbaby June 19, 2019

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

squirble 

the sound that turtles and/or Turtles (fans of the band Paradise Fears or Paradise Fears The Turtle) make. this sound can be heard being shouted at Paradise Fears concerts around the United States. while it is generally a noise, squirble can also be used as a verb, and sometimes a noun or adjective.

"squirble it up!"

squirble by ittybittyholly December 31, 2011

sister squirreled 

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

sister squirreled by reddywerx January 19, 2012