Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

by Charmander1065 January 28, 2011

Charmander

Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

I love you Charmander!

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Charmander

Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...

Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.

Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...

Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard

Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.

Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!

Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...

Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?

by Mal's friend April 24, 2015

Charmander

-Verb
1. To refer to someone who is complaining/whining.
2. To complain/whine.

1.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Brynner: Charmander?

2.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Sean: Quit charmandering.

by Binnoob September 24, 2009

Charmander

Light pubes on fire and then put it out with your cum

I gave this chick a crazy charmander last night

by Bomboclattt January 8, 2020