17 definitions by MikeInDC
The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.
A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.
Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
by MikeInDC August 30, 2017
The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”
After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.
Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2020
“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
by MikeInDC January 14, 2021
Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 27, 2017
I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.
I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
by MikeInDC August 4, 2017
“I can’t believe I was WiFried during my Instagram upload,” said Alon.
Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.
Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.
by MikeInDC June 21, 2017