Mike the Ekim's definitions

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.

I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

reject

when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.

I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.

by Mike the Ekim April 8, 2006

Manwhore

A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.

Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004

I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim January 15, 2009