Mike the Ekim's definitions

key

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

pedal steel guitar

An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.

I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.

by Mike the Ekim January 13, 2006

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

dramatic irony

When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park

In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

The Mile

An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.

Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.

by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005