mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

The Reason

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005