Mike's definitions

hack

An ugly, nasty, solution chosen usually because of time-constraints, whimsy or incompetence.

We don't know how to do physics in our game right, so we just hacked it.

by Mike November 25, 2003

looney bird

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.

Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.

by Mike November 26, 2003

butt floss

a.k.a. g-string

Gina is wearing butt floss today!

by Mike February 17, 2004

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004

like water for chocolate

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

by MIKE June 30, 2004

garmonbozia

1. Pain and sorrows

2. Creamed Corn soup

"Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

by Mike August 23, 2004

Hattster

Known throughout the web as one of the most nortorious Hackers. Hattster has reportadly been known for 90% of the computer crime. His first appearance where he bacame widly known was at the gaming website blizzhackers

Hattster once succesfully ddos google and microsoft without ever being caught

by Mike August 17, 2004