Mike's definitions

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

more hardcore than porno-flick bitches

so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare

That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.

by Mike June 17, 2004

Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".

hicks on the river trying to be preppy

by Mike April 5, 2005

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003

piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of

my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them

by mike March 3, 2004

Fer Shlotes

You must live it to know it.

Fer Sholtisees, Fer Shylotes, Fer Shinglopingtons, etc.

by mike January 19, 2004