6 definitions by Microwaved Fork
A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.
by Microwaved Fork August 9, 2021
Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*
by Microwaved Fork February 13, 2021
When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021
When you look at your hands after a while and they kinda look like those white chunks in salami. Usually, after sweating or exercise.
Dominic: Dude I hate science experiments, I always get salami hands when I take my gloves off .
Jared: Stop following Microwaved Fork on Urban dictionary, he is not funny
Jared: Stop following Microwaved Fork on Urban dictionary, he is not funny
by Microwaved Fork September 18, 2021
The coolest template for creating a username, asserting domincance in any server you join. Other varients include xX_username_Xx or XxusernamexX.
Coolboy47: Damn I wish I was as cool as xXCoolboyXx
xXCoolboy47Xx: *sunglasses reaction* Its thanks to this awesome definition on urbandictionary, xXusernameXx
xXCoolboy47Xx: *sunglasses reaction* Its thanks to this awesome definition on urbandictionary, xXusernameXx
by Microwaved Fork August 16, 2021
*buzzing noises*
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…
by Microwaved Fork July 31, 2021