Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

@Atvex Tww?

@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.

Person 1: @Atvex Tww?

Person 2: I can't, im at work.

Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU

Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex

Person 2: ok im hopping on

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Hoog

The Hoog is something that everyone likes spamming with freeze and rage in every battle. But what exactly is the hoog? One day, a crowd of hog riders were riding throughout the lands, when they came across the persians. The persian empire was a large empire and they were missing one thing from getting to the top; the right troopers. When they found the hog riders, they were relieved, as their search for the perfect troop came to a halt. They took the hog riders in and persianized them. They gave them fancy golden jewelry, and made them take off their shirts. The persians would refer to them as hoogs instead of hog riders, so they officially became hoog. The hoogs didn’t like the name change or the accessories, so one day they escaped the persian empire, and returned to the hog rider empire. They shared their findings with the hog rider lord, and the lord loved the new changes and accessories, but not the name hoog. From that day forth, every hog rider would be shirtless, with golden jewelry, but the hoog wasn’t out of the picture yet. The persian empire would go on to be one of the biggest empires out there, and the news of the hoog spread. Nowadays, hoog is widely used by many people to refer hog riders.

Persian person 1: I request some hoogs.

Person 2: Here’s some hog riders for you.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Toy Insanity

Toy insanity is a guy who is always sugar high, and does crazy things. Upon overseeing his videos, the government had a big hefty laugh, and decided to make insanity a word to be used to describe someone crazy, or sugar high. Some people even use the word toy insanity instead of just plain insanity.

You are toy insanity!

I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

The Package

The finest Clash Royale clan.

A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?

B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Lothorlitnghamr

Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.

Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?

Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022