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uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.
I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.
by Michael April 9, 2005
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wiloch

Wow...that woman is extremely wiloch!
by Michael September 8, 2003
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Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
by Michael November 25, 2003
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poo face

a face which has been excreeted upon, mainly because girls have really fucked up tendancies when it comes to erotics...
' I fucked that one, hes a right poo face now'
by michael May 13, 2005
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kuck

name used by some of the coolest people in the world.
Kuck is so cool--he buys flowers randomly, makes sure everything is ok, and will drive you anywhere.
by michael June 5, 2004
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clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown
Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.
by michael October 27, 2003
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Guns N' Roses

An hard-rock/heavy metal group popular in the late 80's into the early 90's. Known world-wide and extremely popular in the US and UK. Toured Worldwide including Australia and Japan for their Use Your Illusion Tour. Original members include Axl Rose (singer), Slash (lead guitar), Izzy Stradlin (rhythm guitar), Duff McKagan (bass) and Steven Adler (drums). Drummer was later replaced by Matt Sorum and pianist Dizzy Reed was introduced for the Use Your Illusion albums.
by Michael June 30, 2003
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