Michael's definitions

purdue

A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.

The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.

by Michael November 20, 2003

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

a fictional brand of marshmallow advertised by a cartoon character, named Homestar Runner

"After i drink a tall glass of melonade, I eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows."

by michael January 2, 2004

honker

a nose

This guy has a big honker

by Michael April 9, 2004

Abuuh

Ususally growled by tigers or hot women, it is an expression of disbelief or confusion.

Tiger 1: Damn Brittany, is that a blimp or your ass?

Tiger 2: Abuhh ... maybe.

by Michael October 20, 2003

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004

neoMAX

The unknown 5th member of the Max series (Max 300, Maxx Unlimited, The Legend of Max, Max.(period)) by DM Ashura that runs at a staggering 340 beats per minute. Though not an official Max song, it reflects the sounds of Max through contemporary piano chords and a plusating tempo.

--Found in the unofficial DDR Tournamix.

by Michael April 13, 2004

konichiwa

Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"

Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?

by Michael February 21, 2005