Michael's definitions

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003

ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 30, 2003

Abuuh

Ususally growled by tigers or hot women, it is an expression of disbelief or confusion.

Tiger 1: Damn Brittany, is that a blimp or your ass?

Tiger 2: Abuhh ... maybe.

by Michael October 20, 2003

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004

neoMAX

The unknown 5th member of the Max series (Max 300, Maxx Unlimited, The Legend of Max, Max.(period)) by DM Ashura that runs at a staggering 340 beats per minute. Though not an official Max song, it reflects the sounds of Max through contemporary piano chords and a plusating tempo.

--Found in the unofficial DDR Tournamix.

by Michael April 13, 2004

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004