Michael's definitions

Gargantuenormocollossomegamonstrosorhinocohugigantohumungostrositation

see Ginormohumounganticous

see Ginormohumounganticous, above

by Michael May 25, 2004

fill power

The amount of cubic inches one ounce of down occupies. The warmer the down, and the greater the fill power, the more space it will occupy. A fill power of 700 indicates that one ounce of down feathers will occupy at least 700 cubic inches.

My comforter is rated at 620 fill power. It's only got 18oz of down, and it's really warm!

by michael November 11, 2003

Dog Ball

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

by Michael September 8, 2004

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

urd upsnickizzle

A conformation in place of the word yes, or hell yes, or also in place of the question for real.

"Hey wodie I got a huge fatty in the back." "Snickizzle?" "Snickizzle."

by michaeL January 25, 2004

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003