Michael's definitions

avatar

the ruler of all magic in the movie Wizards, he is the twin brother of black wolf who is ruler of the dark world and technology.

Avatar fought Black Wolf, and his Magic was far superior to his evil brother's.

by Michael February 13, 2005

Gnopix

The ultimate slur. Can be used in place of any insult.

"Screw you, gnopix."
"Stupid gnopix ruin everything."

by Michael August 7, 2003

confused

like or relating to that crazy gal on LunarForums

confused is a girl!!

by Michael January 17, 2005

George Bush

An experiment in artificial stupidity

Fool me once shame on, shame on you
Fool me twice you can't get fooled again.

by Michael October 7, 2004

mobizzle

The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

by Michael August 11, 2004

Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 30, 2005

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003