Nectar of the gods, made in Scotland.

Exactly how an orange scottish drink should be. Just perfect

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.

Softdrink made in Scotland from girders.

Soft drink made in Scotland, probably the most fizziest drinks ever invented, supernatural when it comes to making burps, and makes a good throwing projectile after it's been shaken ;)

The ultimate hangover cure. Tastes best when consumed directly from a 750ml glass bottle.

Another one of Scotland's many national identities.

Scotland is the only country in the world that produces a soft drink that outsells Coca Cola.

An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.