Michael's definitions

wench

its a mates bitch whose soo annoying and thinks shes queen sheba. such as samantha

samantha, jeremys wench, is the biggest fuckin wench mankind has ever developed

by michael August 17, 2004

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 4, 2005

hotmail

e-mail

im jus' checkin' my hotmail

by michael April 20, 2003

Champed

Being beaten severly, or an embarrasing defeat.

Adolf: Mr. Jew you've just been champed.

by Michael December 18, 2003

Bhavic

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot.

by michael June 10, 2008

ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.

(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)

by Michael March 16, 2003