Michael's definitions

Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 3, 2005

Linkin Park.

A band who incorporates a wide range of genres into their music such as rock, hip-hop, and electronica. They have sold millions of records worldwide and had jusr recently gone diamond on their hit album "Hybrid Theory".

Jay: Hey what do you think of Linkin Park?

John: They make good music.

by Michael May 8, 2005

K2

The King who should be honored greatfully.

I am K2, so be good and i wont hang you.

by Michael June 21, 2003

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

S!

when some 1 is talking shit or making up lies

your chatting ssssssss Leon that chick didnt give u pussy

by Michael November 27, 2003

behir

basically means someone who is big and hariy and particularly ugly. They remind you of a beast so much that you would not be surprised if a knight rode in to slay them.

My sister is such a "behir" (usually said with alot of might and enthusiasm).

by Michael April 19, 2005

ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.

(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)

by Michael March 16, 2003