Michael's definitions

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Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot. urbandictionary.com

by michael December 3, 2007

shitbox

noun, 1.buttocks,when clothed; 2.ass-crack, anal cleff, and buttocks when unclothed

dude! look at the shitbox on that dude.

by Michael May 21, 2004

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

Vallarta

A Mexican supermarket, found in some states of the U.S., near Mexico.

I love to shop at Vallarta.

by Michael March 23, 2005

blee

head, blowjob, etc

that bitch gives nasty blee.

by michael May 5, 2003

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

by Michael April 9, 2005