Michael's definitions

Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

nannygoat

another accepted form of a Goatee

I'm trying to gro my Nannygoat back out

by Michael June 20, 2003

gg no re

This Awsome Phrase Means Good Game no rematch, in other words You Have Been Ownzed so bad, u are not worthy of a Rematch. if somone says this to u ever U SUCK ASS AHHAHA

"Rob: Im cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: GG no re thx ownzed"
"Rob: awww..."

by Michael February 5, 2003

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

ficnizzie

Another way of saying keeping it real. Also a way to answer how you are doing.

"How you doin wodie?" "Ficnizzie, ficnizzie."

by michaeL January 25, 2004

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003