plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

by joeski April 2, 2003

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

Plotzing

To be over excited about something.

by so0freshhh September 28, 2009

From Yiddish, to fall down from extreme excitememnt or abhorance.

When i heard she had slept with my roommate, i was about to plotz!

by rosedanose June 22, 2005

Bursting, in a non painful sort of way.

You must be Plotzing!

by Fragile Bird September 29, 2009

Pronunciation: (plots), key
—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.

by fruitcake October 26, 2003

by Michael August 12, 2003