Definitions by MeatAxe

schtoop 

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

schtoop by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

Jap nap 

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Jap nap by MeatAxe April 13, 2004

Parore 

v To sleep with your best mate's girlfriend/wife. Ref: Adam Parore/Matt Ridge

"Did you hear? Johnno pulled a parore on Mick!"

Parore by MeatAxe October 4, 2003

Antidextrous 

adj. When one hand doesn't know what the other is doing.

We're a bit antidextrous at work today.

Antidextrous by MeatAxe October 1, 2003

hutcho 

1: v To kill yourself while performing erotic asphyxiation. Ref: Michael Hutchence. 2: n Wanker

1. "Toby pulled a hutcho"
2. "Richard is such a hutcho"

hutcho by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

clunt 

n A female clown

"Daddy, look at the clunt!"

clunt by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

Feed the chooks by MeatAxe September 25, 2003