An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.
Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?
Ogre #2: What?
Something George Bush has made obsolete
*Sigh* political satire of bush just ain't as good as the real thing!
October 06, 2007
1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
October 08, 2007
What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.
Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"
October 06, 2007
Synonym for (1)"hello
";(2)"Let me get your attention"; and (3)"You bastard!"
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"
The most horrible, most crap-sucky, and most unbelevably dim-witted sequel of all time. It has shitty effects, stupid plots, and horrible actors, which gives it no right to bear the "Creepshow" name. In one story, a family gets a new universal remote, and each time they change the channel, they have a different nationality! Their daughter gets weird, huge bloody bumps on her legs and ignores them! She even smiles in some scenes, as it reaches her face. When she's completely covered in the enormous, oozing, things, her family changes the channel and she becomes a rabbit! Oh, so scary! I'd tell you the other stories, but they're so stupid that I can't type them. The movie's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's so bad it went past "good" and back to bad again! It's worse than a Sci-fi channel original, even! Don't bother seeing it, you have been warned. Oh, and it's by the same people that did Day of the Dead 2, direct to DVD, if tells you anything.
Man, my DVD player still won't forgive me for renting Creepshow III!
November 13, 2007
Oh my shit! Holy crap!
Person: "I'm stupid"
October 16, 2007