Mbleh's definitions

Choke Hold

An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.

Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?

Ogre #2: What?

by Mbleh July 16, 2007

Hey

Synonym for (1)"hello";(2)"Let me get your attention"; and (3)"You bastard!"

1:
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"

2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"

3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"

by Mbleh August 22, 2007

Clown

A most evil and diabolical Human which wears face paint, puffy clothes, hangs out at circuses, smokes pot, and slaughters people. Appears to bring great joy to small children.

Holy crap that clown is so frigging evil I want to bight his head off lets watch TV

by Mbleh July 6, 2007

Creepshow III

The most horrible, most crap-sucky, and most unbelevably dim-witted sequel of all time. It has shitty effects, stupid plots, and horrible actors, which gives it no right to bear the "Creepshow" name. In one story, a family gets a new universal remote, and each time they change the channel, they have a different nationality! Their daughter gets weird, huge bloody bumps on her legs and ignores them! She even smiles in some scenes, as it reaches her face. When she's completely covered in the enormous, oozing, things, her family changes the channel and she becomes a rabbit! Oh, so scary! I'd tell you the other stories, but they're so stupid that I can't type them. The movie's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's so bad it went past "good" and back to bad again! It's worse than a Sci-fi channel original, even! Don't bother seeing it, you have been warned. Oh, and it's by the same people that did Day of the Dead 2, direct to DVD, if tells you anything.

Man, my DVD player still won't forgive me for renting Creepshow III!

by Mbleh December 9, 2007

Yo Momma

1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.

2)The answer to any question. It means everything.

1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."

2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."

Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."

Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."

by Mbleh October 24, 2007

Mr. Bill

A little clay guy from SNL that gets owned by Sluggo and Mr. Hands.

(Sluggo tears off Mr. Bill's head)
Mr. Bill's head: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Mbleh November 1, 2007

Weh

Like "wah", only worse. Weh is used when someone is acting very whiny, much more than if "wah" would be appropriate.

Tim: "Aaarrghhh! You're stupid and I'm going to die!!!!" *dies*

Marc: "Weh!!"

by Mbleh October 3, 2007