1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
by Mbleh October 24, 2007
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Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"
by Mbleh October 18, 2007
Get the Spree mug.A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:
Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!
Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!
Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
by Mbleh July 07, 2008
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Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
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Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information
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Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."
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