Mbleh's definitions

burn

A usually sarcastic and insulting comment, devised to burn someone's emotions. Brilliant burns are something anyone around, other than the wimpy victim, should appreciate. If you give one of these ingenius burns, someone around surely will utter, "Oh BURN!!". One must never say these words if they are administering the burn. This sucks most of the burning potential out of it, and, since no one else says "Oh BURN!!", it makes the victim think that only the burner agrees with the comment, giving little to no burned emotion, which makes a burn with the burner saying "burn" not a true burn. Also, when burning, it is best not to actually start the burn, that is, a burn is more painful if the victim says something normal and the burner makes a burning comment, or addition to what the victim said, thus burning the victim. So never say the beginning to what makes a burn; you'll just sound stupid. So good luck, be quick, don't say "burn" if you're burning someone, and don't say the starting words to a burn. Now go out and burn somebody!

WRONG!:
Stupid Guy: "Huh! Hey-hey! Yer momma's fat an' UGLY! OH YEAH!! BURN!!!!!"

RIGHT!:
Victim: "Wow. Your house is really small."
Intelligent Person: "Yeah, there's just enough room in there for me and yo' momma!"
Guy: "OH BURN!!"

by Mbleh November 25, 2007

Creepshow III

The most horrible, most crap-sucky, and most unbelevably dim-witted sequel of all time. It has shitty effects, stupid plots, and horrible actors, which gives it no right to bear the "Creepshow" name. In one story, a family gets a new universal remote, and each time they change the channel, they have a different nationality! Their daughter gets weird, huge bloody bumps on her legs and ignores them! She even smiles in some scenes, as it reaches her face. When she's completely covered in the enormous, oozing, things, her family changes the channel and she becomes a rabbit! Oh, so scary! I'd tell you the other stories, but they're so stupid that I can't type them. The movie's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's so bad it went past "good" and back to bad again! It's worse than a Sci-fi channel original, even! Don't bother seeing it, you have been warned. Oh, and it's by the same people that did Day of the Dead 2, direct to DVD, if tells you anything.

Man, my DVD player still won't forgive me for renting Creepshow III!

by Mbleh December 9, 2007

TRD

Stands for Toyota Racing Development... but looks like TURD to me.

Pursin: "My car is made by th' TRD!"

Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."

by Mbleh October 1, 2007

wowch

What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.

Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.

Dan: WOWCH!!!!

by Mbleh October 1, 2007

Weh

Like "wah", only worse. Weh is used when someone is acting very whiny, much more than if "wah" would be appropriate.

Tim: "Aaarrghhh! You're stupid and I'm going to die!!!!" *dies*

Marc: "Weh!!"

by Mbleh October 3, 2007

foamy

Cool. It means cool, and that's what it means. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Me: "You're foamy!"
Jessica: "Awww! Thanks!!"

by Mbleh October 13, 2007

Spree

Mad good melt-in-yo' mouth candy by nestle corperation

Me: "Hey, want some Spree?"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"

by Mbleh October 18, 2007