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The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the spoogickle mug.Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the declarify mug.unintellectual (un in tel ek shu el) NOUN.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
For the last eight years, unintellectuals ran this country into the ground.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the unintellectual mug.schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the schizofriendly mug.Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.
Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the congressmonkey mug.dodograph (doh doh graf) NOUN. A stupid photograph, or a picture made using obsolete technology, such as Daguerrotype or Polaroid SX-70. From the extinct bird, "dodo" and "photograph."
I found a shot of my brother with his '70s hair, bell bottom jeans, a big, poofy down jacket and the best thing about it is that it's a genuine Polaroid dodograph.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the dodograph mug.Poor Tunchie! She changed since young Master Strom caught her in the linen closet. I think he done turn her into a strombie.
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
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