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infauxpinion

Ignorant opinion disguised as fact. From "info," combined with "faux" and "opinion."
Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
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fucknificent

fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).
Oh my Gawd... Vicki... that was the best orgasm of my entire life... You are fucknificent!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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slobnoxious

slobnoxious (slob nok shus) ADJECTIVE. The quality of slovenliness brought to an annoying extreme.
I came back after a month in Europe and found the house trashed.

It stank of cigarettes, motorcycle parts in the living room, busted TV, sofa had all these burn marks. The sink was full of greasy, gray rotting sewage. My brand new cutting board and rosewood handled knives were warped, cracked and molding in the slime.

John hadn't done the dishes in an entire month, the slobnoxious prick.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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spoogickle

spoogickle (spoo jik ul) NOUN. A subatomic particle of spooge. Or, a popsicle made of spooge.
The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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pignorant

pignorant (pig no runt) ADJECTIVE. To know less than a pig would know.
I told Kristen that she was a lovely person, except for the ignorance and the lying and the bigotry and the cowardice. I said I'd be happy to talk with her when she learns a thing or two. Give it 20 or 30 years. The pignorant little bitch.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.
I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
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King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."
This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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