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fudgeograph

fudgeograph (fudj og raf) NOUN. A faked photograph.
A picture that has been 'fudged' to alter it from its original appearance.
See that airbrush work on her cleavage? And how there's no wrinkles or creases at all? This isn't a photograph, it's been altered. It's a fudgeograph.

The Loch Ness monster just doesn't have tits like that.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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declarify

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.
Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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unintellectual

unintellectual (un in tel ek shu el) NOUN.

1. The opposite of intellectual.

2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.

3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.

4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
For the last eight years, unintellectuals ran this country into the ground.

They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."
This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”
You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.
I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
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Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.
Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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