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declarify

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.
Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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schizofriendly

schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?

Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.

Her- That's awful, how do you know him?

Him- I just met him on the streets here.

Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?

Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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millione’er-do-well

millione’er-do-well (mil yun aer do well) NOUN. A rich criminal. From “millionaire” and “ne’er-do -well.”
America hasn't executed a millionaire since Juan Garza, in 2001, and he was a major drug kingpin and murderer. Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson and John du Pont all committed premeditated murder, so why aren't they on death row? They are millione’er-do-wells. They had been paranoid, hyper aggressive assholes for years, but their money protected them.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
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wiggleize

wiggleize (wig el ized) ADJECTIVE. To make a person, place or thing wiggle, jiggle and shake.
I'm gonna wiggleize you until you piss yourself laughing.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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spagitated

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”
Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
by Maxhole June 23, 2009
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immunofascist

immunofascist (im yu no fash ist) NOUN. A person who supports forced vaccination, to boost drug company profits.
The Nov. 19, 2007 Natural News reports Maryland children have been forcibly vaccinated in the presence of armed guards and attack dogs to prevent protest. Maryland State’s Attorney Glenn Ivey warned parents to comply with the mandatory vaccinations,

“Unexplained absences by your child (from the vaccination clinic) may subject you to a criminal charge.”
Coincidentally, Merck Pharmaceuticals, along with Bristol-Meyers Squibb, Johnson & Johnson, Abbott Laboratories and dozens of other drug makers are all located in New Jersey. Now THAT'S an immunofascist state.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
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White Wing

White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.
It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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