Maxhole's definitions

friendefiner

Friendefiner (fren deh fine er) NOUN. A person who keeps trying to make their friends names into words on Urban Dictionary.

How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

Beeotchistan

Beeotchistan (bee otch iss tan) NOUN. The native country of the Beeotchi people, who arrive in our land with the full Moon, or a traffic ticket, and depart whenever they damned well feel like it.

She invited me over to fuck, but when I got there, she gutted me and ripped me to bloody rags like she was some starving refugee from Beeotchistan.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."

This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”

You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.

Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

strombie

A person who has had the life fucked out of them by Senator Strom Thurmond.

Poor Tunchie! She changed since young Master Strom caught her in the linen closet. I think he done turn her into a strombie.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011