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the most amazing guy i have ever met. has amazing talent and a heart of gold.
Paige loves her Garza, they are bestest friends
by pancake345 August 16, 2008
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fatass teacher who cant get laid and looks at porn durring tech ed classes
by Ottmers January 19, 2005
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i stupid fuck that has no balls and cant get laid because hes gay and punny
remember garza

ya hes gay
by the burnsite March 09, 2010
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where you get shit out of a girls ass hole, then put it in her ears and lick it out, and put it in her pussy..

I just gave a Garza Stephanie. She loved it.
by Felix Farmer June 26, 2006
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Long legged bird, more commonly; an egret
What kind of name is Garza?
by E D D Y February 26, 2017
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The most gorgeous girl in the entire world she's a goddess everyone loves her!she's super smart and everything anyone would want shes perfect
Hey dude her last name is Garza!
Yea she looks like that would be her last name
by Cuttiieee December 20, 2016
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