5 definitions by Mattyglide

meat marbles

Another definition for testicles !!

"Andrew I heard that girl gave you head last night ??" Oh ya and slobbered all over my meat marbles !!

by Mattyglide April 1, 2017

Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight

"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""

by Mattyglide March 22, 2017

spank bank overdraft

When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft

by Mattyglide March 15, 2017

Swass

A more conservative way to define swamp ass a gentleman’s term for swamp ass if you will

Matt”Man this heat is horrible Andrew “ tell me about it I have a terrible case of swass “

by Mattyglide June 23, 2022

Nosegasim

That feeling you get right before you sneeze

Omg I can feel it coming ah ah ah nosegasim!!

by Mattyglide December 9, 2021