Definitions by Markkimarkkonnen

gullible 

Having the qualities of a large seafaring bird, often observed on beaches and having white plumage with gray back and wings.

Have you heard the obnoxious squawking sounds that come out of her mouth? They're absolutely gullible.

Yeah, I know. She also pecks out people's eyeballs with her beak.

gullible by Markkimarkkonnen November 26, 2007

fecescocoasis 

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

fecescocoasis by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007

drop the hammer 

The point near the end of a race where you surge with everything you have to pull away for the win.

I thought Ritz would keep it close, but Webb decided to drop the hammer with 500 to go!

drop the hammer by Markkimarkkonnen December 28, 2005

kick 

The sprint finish at the end of a foot race.

Geb ran the last 200 in 25.1. What a kick!

kick by Markkimarkkonnen December 28, 2005

drop the plow 

Stop dogging it - as in you're going like you're pulling a plow behind you.

I know you're faster than that. Drop the plow!

drop the plow by Markkimarkkonnen November 28, 2005