bronunciate

To mispronounce words like people of African descent.

<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.

by Mark Shackelford June 25, 2007

anal tissue

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.

by Mark Shackelford June 04, 2007

Fleabites

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.

You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

waterblogged

To become saturated with blogs to the point of being unable to function normally.

<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 07, 2007

misgruntled

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.

We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.

by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007