Mark Shackelford's definitions

bronunciate

To mispronounce words like people of African descent.

<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.

by Mark Shackelford June 25, 2007

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

misgruntled

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.

We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.

by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007

phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.

He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

The Crack

Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.

I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007