43 definitions by Mark Shackelford

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.
<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.
by Mark Shackelford October 30, 2007
A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.
My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.
<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!
by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007
Men's technical cycling shorts.
I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007
A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.
Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.
by Mark Shackelford April 27, 2007
To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.
I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!
by Mark Shackelford April 24, 2007

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