Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?
<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
Testosterone Deficiency Syndrome
TDS is a male disease caused by lack of testosterone reproduction. Males suffering from TDS will act tough when speaking evil about another man behind his back but hide themselves when confronted by the person they slander.
That guy had the balls of a steer when talking smack about me to my girlfriend. But when I asked him about it his TDS kicked in.
A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.
In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.
I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.
Someone with a fear of being late.
He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.
An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.
<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
To become saturated with blogs to the point of being unable to function normally.
<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.