43 definitions by Mark Shackelford

To become saturated with blogs to the point of being unable to function normally.
<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.
#blog #waterlogged #internet #blogging #website
by Mark Shackelford May 23, 2007
One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.
You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.
#holy bible #israel #torah #moses #religion
by Mark Shackelford May 22, 2007
The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.
Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.
#brain fart #stupid #moron #keyboard #puzzled
by Mark Shackelford April 27, 2007
Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.
I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.
#jack in the box #jack in the crack #fast food #hamburger #jack
by Mark Shackelford April 27, 2007
To mispronounce words like people of African descent.
<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.
#pronunciate #brothers #jive #slang #speech
by Mark Shackelford June 01, 2007
The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.
<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!
#peanutbutter #sandwich #butterflies #pbj #texas
by Mark Shackelford May 10, 2007
Federal Aviation Regulations that are being read at night as a remedy for insomnia.
When I can't sleep I just have a little bit of FAR tea and I'm out in minutes.
#far #aim #aviation #insomnia #flying
by Mark Shackelford April 27, 2007
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