Definitions by Mangus

do science 

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.

Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.

do science by mangus July 13, 2006

toss a pooch 

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

toss a pooch by mangus July 1, 2005

cotton-toucher 

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

cotton-toucher by mangus July 1, 2005

dumpensky 

The act of taking a dump, a poop, a crap.

Pull over here, dude, so I can go take a dumpensky on her front porch.

dumpensky by mangus January 25, 2005

returdliation

The act of purposefully taking a dumpensky (a poop, a crap) in someone else's toilet for the express purpose of stinking-up their bathroom and/or house.

I'm going over to Bob's apartment for a little returdliation -- he never should have dorked my little sister.

returdliation by mangus January 25, 2005

spotter 

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

spotter by mangus January 18, 2005

catch a pooch 

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

catch a pooch by mangus January 13, 2005