Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.
The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter
when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.
Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
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A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker
Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!
to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement
Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!
A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
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