Mangus's definitions

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

who i'm is

Who I am

Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI

by Mangus January 23, 2004

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004

spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

by mangus January 18, 2005

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

poppin

going on, happening

What's poppin?!

by Mangus January 23, 2004