beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

by mangus May 27, 2004

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus June 21, 2005

Jetway

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

by mangus May 14, 2004

catch a pooch

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

by mangus January 13, 2005

spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

by mangus January 18, 2005

problem space

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.

Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.

by mangus June 05, 2004

returdliation

The act of purposefully taking a dumpensky (a poop, a crap) in someone else's toilet for the express purpose of stinking-up their bathroom and/or house.

I'm going over to Bob's apartment for a little returdliation -- he never should have dorked my little sister.

by mangus January 25, 2005