31 definitions by Mangus

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.
by mangus May 26, 2004
The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
by Mangus January 05, 2005
The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
by mangus May 25, 2004
Who I am
Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI
by Mangus January 23, 2004
A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.
Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!
by mangus May 24, 2004
to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement
Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!
by mangus June 21, 2005
A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
by mangus June 21, 2005
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