81 definitions by MalumLibrum958

Link

The Legend of Zelda series (which is poorly named, considering that it's Link that does most of the legendary stuff) features Link as its main character. He is world renown for dressing like a flamboyant elf, swinging his big thing around (his sword, I mean), and never saying anything, even when he's being stoned to death by Octoroks.

Ganon: Time to die, Link.
Link: ...
Ganon: Ugh, the silent treatment again!

by MalumLibrum958 February 5, 2020

Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020

Unputdownable

(Of a book) To be so thrilling that you can't put it down.

Alice: How's your new book on antigravity?
Bob: It's unputdownable!
Alice: Wow! It's that good?
Bob: No, I accidentally glued it to my hands.

by MalumLibrum958 May 17, 2023

Now you've done it

Shorthand for saying that someone has messed around and is about to find out.

You said WHAT to my sister?! Oh, yeah. Now you've done it.

by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

Hail Mary

A plan with little chance of success, i.e. a desperate football toss.

Gus ran to grab his gun in a Hail Mary attempt to kill Lalo.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.

by MalumLibrum958 July 20, 2022