81 definitions by MalumLibrum958

A hitman, especially a young and inexperienced one.
The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.
by MalumLibrum958 July 26, 2022
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A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.
John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
by MalumLibrum958 October 1, 2020
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When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.
by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022
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Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.
Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.
by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023
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1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.
1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.
by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022
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