81 definitions by MalumLibrum958

Lock Him Up

A demand habitually chanted by the angry masses calling for the authorities to arrest somebody, usually without suitable evidence of the somebody's guilt.

Bobbert: Butch Hartman is stealing art!
Cyan: LOCK HIM UP!
Trump: LOCK HIM UP!
Ellie: LOCK HIM UP!

by MalumLibrum958 February 25, 2021

Poopbutt

A child-friendly version of Shitass that still needs to learn how to speed bridge nonetheless.

Anonymous: Hey, Poopbutt, wanna see me speed bridge?

by MalumLibrum958 November 16, 2020

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Berries and Cream

Testicles and semen.

I want berries and cream.

by MalumLibrum958 December 24, 2021

Isekai'd

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.

by MalumLibrum958 July 11, 2022

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 6, 2023