Mallory's definitions

Finch

One of the best "Emo Screamo" Bands in the history of the universe. THEY OWN!!!!

Finch is rockin out, yo.

HEY CAITLING FINCH OWNS

by Mallory January 19, 2004

Myspace

A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.

You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.

by Mallory April 3, 2005

bifferific

Some one whos your absolute bff

Joanna is my bifferific !!

by Mallory May 11, 2004

antiwar protestor

a dirty fucking hippy

ALL anti-war protestors are dirty fucking hippies.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

hairy pepperonis

pepperonis that have hair on/around them

He has hairy pepperonis

by Mallory January 6, 2004

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

clam masher

A girl who mashes clams with another girl

That girl is a total clam masher

by Mallory January 6, 2004