Mallory's definitions

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

clam masher

A girl who mashes clams with another girl

That girl is a total clam masher

by Mallory January 6, 2004

ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

by Mallory December 20, 2004

clam mashing

Two girls rubbing their clams together

Sara and Nastassja love clam mashing with eachother.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

doggy

a sex position performed the way dogs do

we were doing it doggy

by mallory May 13, 2005

chereokee

"A cherokee singing karaeoke"

Hey, look, she's chereokee!"

by Mallory February 28, 2005

m'kay

A distracted way of saying okay

"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock"

"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"

by Mallory February 12, 2006