Mallory's definitions

Finch

One of the best "Emo Screamo" Bands in the history of the universe. THEY OWN!!!!

Finch is rockin out, yo.

HEY CAITLING FINCH OWNS

by Mallory January 19, 2004

weeeee

masturbate

'I am really horny, I'm gonna go weeee'

by Mallory August 20, 2003

rank

Meaning something smells/looks super ugly.

Man, she is rank!!
Could he be anymore rank??

by Mallory October 14, 2004

swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.

Ew man, get your swimmers away from me

by Mallory December 20, 2004

beefworm

a cock that resembles a sausage.

After I sit on my boyfriends beefworm he loves felching me.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

pepperonis

big ass red nipples

daaaayum that girl has some busted pepperonis!

by Mallory January 6, 2004

confuzzled

It basically means confused. But mixed with a "Snoop Dogg" style.

You make me so confuzzled sometimes.

by Mallory May 13, 2005