Mallory's definitions

beefworm

a cock that resembles a sausage.

After I sit on my boyfriends beefworm he loves felching me.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

pepperonis

big ass red nipples

daaaayum that girl has some busted pepperonis!

by Mallory January 6, 2004

confuzzled

It basically means confused. But mixed with a "Snoop Dogg" style.

You make me so confuzzled sometimes.

by Mallory May 13, 2005

hermaphrospam

A swicy, sexy, gorilla beast!

Richard is a hermaphrospam!

by Mallory April 29, 2003

weeeee

masturbate

'I am really horny, I'm gonna go weeee'

by Mallory August 20, 2003

rank

Meaning something smells/looks super ugly.

Man, she is rank!!
Could he be anymore rank??

by Mallory October 14, 2004

sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.

Bill is a total sexperv.

by Mallory January 6, 2004