Mallory's definitions

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

A popular brand of Marshmallows wnjoyed by Homestar Runner and friends, advertised by marshie, an over-exitable giant marshmallow.

"Stack 'em to the heavens!"

by Mallory December 23, 2003

m'kay

A distracted way of saying okay

"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock"

"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"

by Mallory February 12, 2006

sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.

Bill is a total sexperv.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

weeeee

masturbate

'I am really horny, I'm gonna go weeee'

by Mallory August 20, 2003

rank

Meaning something smells/looks super ugly.

Man, she is rank!!
Could he be anymore rank??

by Mallory October 14, 2004

Myspace

A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.

You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.

by Mallory April 3, 2005

Heady

blowjob, a session of giving head

'Damn my girlfriend gave me a killer heady last night. I bought blew her face off.'

by Mallory August 20, 2003