Major Thomas Randle's definitions
Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!
by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018
Get the NOPESTmug. The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!
by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018
Get the WIS-DUMBmug. A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.
My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.
by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018
Get the Metronomicalmug. The fact about the nature of a reflection in which everything is distorted. Even the mirror that is not technically designed to produce incorrect information... the ‘exact’ reflection is the reverse reality.
I am falling deeper into the ‘Mirror-Error’ mentality of not trusting so many things and concepts that I never questioned before.
by Major Thomas Randle September 12, 2018
Get the Mirror-Errormug. The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.
As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018
Get the It is what it ain’tmug. by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018
Get the Ununiquemug. It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.
by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018
Get the SHARKASTICmug.