Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

DDD

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!

by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018

Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019