Major Thomas Randle's definitions
by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020
Get the P.D.C.mug. A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019
Get the Yapping Yodamug. by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
Get the Netshitzmug. It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.
by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018
Get the SHARKASTICmug. by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
Get the Scerwordedmug. The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
Get the Snewze-Years-Evemug. Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!
One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!
by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020
Get the Gas-lightingmug.