Major Thomas Randle's definitions

DDD

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!

by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018

De-complished

Opposite of Accomplished. A failed or incomplete attempt.

After the endless problems with finding the correct information; our mission was a total bust and de-complished.

by Major Thomas Randle November 28, 2018

ZERONAUT

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.

This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!

by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018

You-nique

The reality of every person being totally unique and an existentialist singular life. Beyond phenotypes and groupings.

One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.

by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019

Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019

Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.

My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!

by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019