Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Kinda-Rific

Something that is not terrific nor negative. Just okay.

My raise was just KINDA-RIFIC due to the cost of living these days.

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

SARCASDICK

A person who goes to far with sarcasm and insults people instead.

That guy is too sarcastic; and he is actually a SARCASDICK who needs to check himself!

by Major Thomas Randle October 28, 2022

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

SARCAS-Dick

When someone uses sarcasm to the extreme and becomes a jerk while trying to be funny.

He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.

by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

P.D.C.

POTUS DON’T CARE (P.D.C.). The president of the United States doesn’t care about you or you or..

This President is straight up (P.D.C.) about people that need help and should matter.

by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019