18 definitions by Major Madcat
An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.
Their relationship was unfortunately a shotgun friendship.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
A pretentious person who believes in nothing but zodiac signs and assumes to know what everybody is like inside due to horoscope descriptions. A zodiac maniac insists he/she have no need for religion and is in denial that the zodiac is made from an ancient geocentric religion that was made when people believed the earth was flat. zodiac maniacs are usually people that cannot go one moment without consulting their horoscope or say someone will be a bad match for them just because of their zodiac sign without even getting to know that person.
by Major Madcat July 12, 2019
A person who is duplicitous, two faced, or deceptive. This term is especially applied to beautiful pretty girls or women who behave kind, gentle and innocent but are actually manipulative and conniving.
by Major Madcat October 31, 2020
A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
by Major Madcat July 20, 2019
A self victimizing individual who attempts to elicit sympathy or pity for attention by posting various posts online beginning with a trigger warning. These posts often threaten that the individual in question will leave a group, leave a social media website, harm self, or even commit suicide. The goal of these posts that a trigger warning baby makes are attempt to emotionally blackmail or guilt trip others into talking to him/her, privately messaging him/her, or even attempting to find a significant other.
by Major Madcat July 10, 2019