18 definitions by Major Madcat
A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.
When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?
by Major Madcat July 15, 2019
A person who constantly wants or desires friends, significant others, objects of desire, etc. that he or she does not have. When a rainbow chaser finally obtains the friend, significant other, object of desire, etc. that he/she so longed for; the rainbow chaser does not appreciate whatever the subject he/she was seeking and moves on to other desires that are not obtained. Rainbow chasers are never truly happy as they never appreciate anybody or anything. Because they are so selfish and lack commitment, rainbow chasers can be narcissists.
by Major Madcat July 17, 2019
A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
A portmanteau on the words "narcissist" and "fiction"; a narcifiction (whether it is original fiction or fan fiction) is a story that is meant to glorify whomever wrote it and give said writer self gratification and wish fulfillment. Characters within said ego inflating writing are author avatars or Mary Sues/Gary Stus.
All of her stories are narcifictions as they are all tales where she self inserts herself whether it's her own original fiction or fan fiction!
by Major Madcat October 31, 2020
A work of fan fiction in which the writer of said fan fiction decides to replace the hero/heroine with him/herself. Because it is essentially copying a character's life like copying someone's diary, such fan fiction is unimaginative plagiarism. People who write protagonist plagiarism fan fictions are usually uncreative and incapable of writing their own stories. A person who is a protagonist plagiarist is also a sub type of Mary Sue that only writes for his or her own self gratification.
by Major Madcat August 21, 2019
An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
by Major Madcat July 31, 2019