8 definitions by Magical Magistrate

Gorrgalihoard

The act of keeping a man's cum in your throat after he cums before swallowing so you can suck another penis and build your cum stash.

Line up three other guys so I can make a gorrgalihoard in my mouth.

by Magical Magistrate June 24, 2019

Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 24, 2019

Slough trough

A long, narrow open container filled with dead infected skin. Typically used as a bath.

The slough trough is running low, I need my skin bath.

by Magical Magistrate June 25, 2019

Frange

Scaly infected skin on the inner thigh. The result of wearing too tight jeans and chafing. Usually orange with purple lines where the infection is getting deeper into the epidermis.

That dude in the speedo over there has a lot of frange going on. He should probably go to a hospital.

by Magical Magistrate June 24, 2019

Flip the dime

Also called a 'Dime Flip'

1. To impress a woman by kicking the stool out from under her while someone is hitting on her, heroically blaming the other person, beating them up and thus winning her affection.

I'm going to flip the dime on that smoking hot babe at the corner of the bar.

Greg totally flipped the dime last night and nailed that hot chick at Las Hadas.

by Magical Magistrate June 24, 2019

Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 24, 2019

Penquad

Someone who writes with all four limbs using a pen.

Julie can't be a penquad, she has no legs.

by Magical Magistrate July 20, 2019