24 definitions by MadMark255

Cock for Brains

An idiot, especially one who thinks almost exclusively about sex.

Bill: *Stares at some random chick's ass*
Dave: *slaps back of Bill's head* Yo, Cock for Brains, focus.

by MadMark255 November 11, 2020

Jack Squattery

The Lottery as seen by a person who consistently loses at it, observed in the Adult Swim animated series Squidbillies, specifically the episode "Double Trucking the Tricky Two."

Dan Halen *Reading from a hat made by Early*: "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!"

by MadMark255 May 18, 2019

Bophades

An extremely obscure warrior from Ancient Greece. Bophades was rumored to be stronger than any warrior at the time, even Achilles, but he had one crippling weakness: his testicles. Legends say that he died after being kicked there.

You've heard of Achilles' Heel, but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

by MadMark255 April 18, 2022

Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."

Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.

by MadMark255 April 8, 2019

Stupidvisor

A manager of a business that lacks any actual management authority (e.g., being able to hire or fire new employees)

Tim: Wanna go to that new place?
Bob: Nah, the owners are morons and the manager's probably a stupidvisor

by MadMark255 July 19, 2021

Meatspace

Real life, as opposed to the internet or video games (cyberspace).

After spending some time on my computer, I decided to go out and take a walk in meatspace.

by MadMark255 April 10, 2022

Home Slice

A good friend to have, in spite of some eccentricities

Neil: Thanks for helping me with my research project!
Ben: No problem, home slice.

by MadMark255 August 15, 2021