The Lottery as seen by a person who consistently loses at it, observed in the Adult Swim animated series Squidbillies, specifically the episode "Double Trucking the Tricky Two."
Dan Halen *Reading from a hat made by Early*: "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!"
by MadMark255 May 18, 2019