MaXiMuS's definitions

Jigglepotamus

A girl who is very fat.

Damn G, check out yo sista in law. She is packing away the EZ Mac like a Mo Fo. That chick is a Jigglepotamus.

by Maximus January 26, 2005

safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by maximus January 26, 2005

ARGH

The commonly referred to name of someone that has been caught pirating illegal music or pornography. This person must only be referred to as "ARGH" from this point hence.

"ARGH, ole Alec got caught downloading the porn again"

by Maximus March 1, 2005

coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 22, 2004

james redd

A mexican cock sucker

In mexico i met a james redd

by maximus April 25, 2004

tragomaschalia

Armpits with an unbearable smell

"Erik's got tragomaschalia, he needs deoderant and an ass kickin

by Maximus May 7, 2004

Puskas

1.) A condition often associated with promiscious sex, Puskas often appears overweight, groteseque and gorilla like

2.) a hairy ape who can not give directions but is highly skilled at grading hw...

damm, i got puskas, im scurred and screwed

by maximus May 10, 2004