MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Dick Slick

The large amount of cum deposited into a broad's cunt that the broad feels floating around inside her for several hours after sex

It's better than an oil slick!

MOCO: This morning I gave Lisa a dick slick!

P-Phat: I dick slicked Candice last week!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007