MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Clit Flick

The act of flicking the clit with your tongue or finger in order to arouse a broad

Ron Jeremy is a virtuoso with the clit flick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway

Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!

Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Smoking It to the Nub

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Scat-Rat

A guy who loves to give butthole pleasures; a guy into anal sex

Ron Jeremy is a Scat-Rat!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010