MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Heat Seeking Missile

Dick, cock, prick, pecker

Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Dick Slick

The large amount of cum deposited into a broad's cunt that the broad feels floating around inside her for several hours after sex

It's better than an oil slick!

MOCO: This morning I gave Lisa a dick slick!

P-Phat: I dick slicked Candice last week!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Double Dipping

1. Two dudes licking and fingering the same pussy 2. Two dicks in the same pussy

Jessica explodes during a double dipping!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007