Luke's definitions

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

by Luke March 25, 2004

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 4, 2003

The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.

Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.

by Luke February 18, 2005

earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

by Luke April 17, 2005

blacker

A Black Hacker

1:Dude that blacker is LEET
2:Nigga Please

by Luke April 21, 2004

Zoot

cigaweed (spliff blud)

gimme a lit 2 bun dis zoot blud!

by luke December 5, 2003

balla

One who plays ball like no other.

WOW, Luke is such a balla!
Luke is a balla like no other.
Unlike Dane, Luke is a true balla.

by luke March 12, 2003