Luke's definitions

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 4, 2003

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

by luke August 9, 2004

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 8, 2005

fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.

no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama

by luke January 18, 2004

murder dolls

best band in the world and r best freainds with luke grinstead

people hate me

by LUKE August 27, 2003

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005