Luke's definitions

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005

the faller

the act of eattin a girls snatch then comming up with red pubic hair all over your mouth.

After a long hard day at work the only thing at the house to eat was pussy, so i got the faller.

by luke February 17, 2005

unsf

a secret orginazation and if you say "o I've never heard of them" well thats because there secret dumb ass!

Ps chance are by the time you read this they've killed me AND YOUR NEXT watch your back there every were, all five of them!

damn them unsf boys are crazy i wish i could join unsf but I'm not cool enough

by luke August 5, 2004

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003