Luke's definitions

cunbe

1) An alternate version of the word cunt or cnut.
2) A person of lesser skill or intelligence.
3) An unintelligible insult.

"James, you are such a cunbe!"
"^&@*#$%!&*#@ cunbe &*(@#^%&"

by Luke February 2, 2005

dickybird

A slang word for penis

Well thats a funny little dickybird you got there

by Luke February 8, 2005

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.

Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1

by luke February 16, 2005

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

by luke February 16, 2005

The Troise

The act of inserting ones erectness aka. Dong, into a bitches ass immidiatly after learning their name.

Luke and Tom were surprised to find their roomate giving the Troise to a blind women, 5 minutes after he met her. They sat and watched the butt pounding.

by luke February 17, 2005

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005