Luke's definitions

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.

Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1

by luke February 16, 2005

cunjeondell

cunjeondell: To smell faintly of a baby having it's diper/nappy changed.

NB: can not actually be applied to a baby having it's diper changed. It is used to express a smell resembling that of a baby having it's diper changed, but actually isn't so.

you walk into a urinal, and you smell something that reminds you of a baby having it's diper changed. But there are no incontonent infants close by because you're in a night club.

by Luke July 28, 2004

slurry

ashliegh o'neil

i'm such a slurry

by luke November 19, 2003

bloourb

the mating call of the five legged iguana

"BLOOURB" BANG! "stop humping my leg"

by Luke November 10, 2003

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005