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42 definitions by Loz

some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.
brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*
by Loz December 16, 2004
to actually excrete a brick
Guy 1: Oh my God, who put A BRICK in the toilet?

Guy 2: Oh that was me... I had a bit of trouble getting it in there...
by loz July 01, 2003
An adjective taken from the Dallagio/McDonalds advert. Is used as a term to describe something that is absolute quality. Extra special praise can be given by suggesting 110% beef.
Check out the paps on ruth, 110% beef!

Eat well makes the best chinese, 100% beef!
by loz February 08, 2004
The best person in the world - she is a genious, she is a god, no she is THE GOD, and she is also me! :-)
(i'm sure you all agree with me)
by Loz April 13, 2004
A night club in Rochdale which has 14-21 nights on Mondays!
Hey did you go to Nemesis last nite there were loads of fit lads!
by Loz November 02, 2003
To pash, french kiss
Just Grab her man, she wants it
by LoZ May 17, 2003
A sweaty ass, smelling of seamen.
Jon had a swassy cause he was gay.
by Loz March 01, 2004