Definitions by Los
bubblitis
a disorder caused by biting your nails. over-biting your nail causes the fingernail to become tiny, allowing for the skin around to bubble up around it. the sight is quite disturbing and causes many to gag.
Pudwhack
<or pudwack> Similar to a jerkoff, but far more lame. One who is wack, a dick, and or pansy ass; more so than most people anyone knows. A fool, a person who should know better but stil doesn't somehow. The absolute essence wackin off embodies most actions of this person.
You Pudwack! Jerret is such a pudwack, he couldn't get laid in a morgue, with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his fly.