7 definitions by LordQuisiModo
When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.
We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.
by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020
An office worker, who works within a labor-intensive field, that tries to fit in with their blue-collar colleagues. They try to convince themselves that because they drive a truck, wear workboots and throw in the occasional chewing tobacco that they are not some beta male desk jokey.
Craig in accounting bought a brand new Ford F-150, started wearing boots, and is listening to country music. He is a collar trader.
by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021
The day after your girl discharges all over your bedsheets and you take a Snapchat with the flash on to show the boys.
by LordQuisiModo January 29, 2021
When you have a pouch of zyn in and you start munching on some box. Her pussy starts getting a nicotine buzz.
After a night out of drinking liquor pitchers, we went back to my place with some girls. My boy PJ started grubbing this broads box in the kitchen. The next day he was telling me about it when he realized he had had a zyn in when he was munching her cooter. She must have had a mean nicotine puss buzz resulting in a zyngina.
by LordQuisiModo January 29, 2021
When a desk jockey works in a blue-collar industry and pretends to be part of the working class by purchasing items (new truck, boots) to blend in with their colleagues. These items will never be used for their intended purpose leaving them fresh, unmarked, or unscuffed.
Bro Craig from management is unscuffed. He just bought a brand new Ford F-150 and the only thing he is going to be hauling is groceries from Whole Foods.
by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021
Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.
by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018
This Jeep is sick but it gets 12 miles per gallon. The gas millage is bunk.
I bought some weed from dealer and he said it was gas but it was bunk. He just lost my business.
I bought some weed from dealer and he said it was gas but it was bunk. He just lost my business.
by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020