unscuffed

When a desk jockey works in a blue-collar industry and pretends to be part of the working class by purchasing items (new truck, boots) to blend in with their colleagues. These items will never be used for their intended purpose leaving them fresh, unmarked, or unscuffed.

Bro Craig from management is unscuffed. He just bought a brand new Ford F-150 and the only thing he is going to be hauling is groceries from Whole Foods.

unscuffed by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021

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uncuffed

Uncuffed means that you are single and free to be yourself.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday so I'm officially uncuffed and ready to P-A-R-T-Y!!

uncuffed by Ya Bihh ❤️ April 20, 2017

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unscuffed • uncuffed • unscuff • 12 inches unbuffed

12 inches unbuffed

A 12 inch dick without the help of pills or other sexually enhancing drugs/items.
Derived from World of Warcraft and its "buffs"

John: I'M 12 INCHES UNBUFFED!
Phil: Damn! I'm jealous
Doug: LOL!

12 inches unbuffed by Unbuffed October 18, 2010

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unscuff

making something less scuffed

I will unscuff the Computer.

unscuff by oohkyoto June 25, 2022

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unscuff

unscuffing is when you make something scuffed less or not at all scuffed

Can you help me unscuff this Computer?

unscuff by oohkyoto June 25, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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