LordBLunkey's definitions

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

lmaohfod

Well, the moron who tired to define OMG by saying (and i quote):

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! XD
I SAW A DEAD PERSON!!!
JGRSJFSJRJYREDYJKMGHK!!!

really?
yep!
no?
yes!
omg rofl lmaohfod!
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE POO PIE?? ><???
jgowhrygqh0awhg says i!


used it, but when i looked it up, it had no definition, so i took the opportunity to make a mockery of him.

Well, i spose it would stand for Laugh My Ass Off Hot Food On Dennis or something along those lines...

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004