LordBLunkey's definitions

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

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Pierced nipples...

Erm, how am i going to "examplify" this?

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2006

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 5, 2005

whore bitch

An insult i use that doesn't actually mean anything major. Everyone can be a bitch whore.

Lar: Bitch whore
Kim: I'm insulted
Lar: So? You're a stupid bitch whore...

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2004

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004