LordBLunkey's definitions

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 5, 2005

TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank

Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...

by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004

santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

White cat

A 'cuddly toy' belonging to Chaz. One of the scariest damn things i've seen. It's EYES! Goddamn...

Chaz: Catch! (throws the cat)
Lar: HOLY SHIT! GET IT AWAY!

by LordBlunkey June 20, 2004

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

flubbawubba

a person who's fat seems not to belong to them.

"Look at that flubbawubba! He stopped moving 5 minutes ago, but his fat hasn't!"

by lordblunkey August 25, 2004