TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank
Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...
by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004
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scary stuff

the bend of the river by the front of chaz's house. i went for a walk along it, heading towards infinity path and its there, and it scared me shitless.
by lordblunkey September 29, 2004
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scary stuff

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?
by LordBlunkey June 21, 2004
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gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.
Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.
by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004
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Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...
Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?
by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004
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Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree
Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!
by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004
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diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"
Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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