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wet slap

When you get water on your hand and slap someone in the face, because not only does it get their face wet but it also makes an excellent sound.

John was pissing me off on the way to school so I put my hand in a rain puddle and wet slapped him.

by Lis June 25, 2005

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This is something either old schoolteachers or prententious slappers use. To be fair, not everyone who uses this phrase is either or, but sadly most of the time this is said with a certain intonation to show false delight in activity, etc that the other speaker may have just named...basically a more subtle way of saying "oh the things you get up to are so quaint and CUTE!!!"

Person 1: "How was your weekend, sweetie?"
Person 2: "Well mainly I just stayed home, though I went paintballing with my friend one day."
Person 1: "Oh how fun!!!!!"

by Lis November 24, 2004

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werd

whatever the fuck jon wants it to mean

see chinese fleamarket

lis: "waffle"
jon: "werd"

(aka: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ME WAFFLE ALL I WAS DOING WAS TRYING TO HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU RUIN IT WITH A BEAUTIFUL BREAKFAST FOOD")

by lis August 4, 2004

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Freshman Friday

In many high schools Fridays are celebrated by putting freshmen in garbage cans or stuffing them in lockers. It's amazing how creative the upperclassmen can get actually.

I used to look forward to stripping down the frosh and making them form sexual pyramids on top of each other until the administration turned gay and called it "hazing".

by Lis May 7, 2005

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