Lily's definitions

screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

by Lily May 13, 2005

Jersey Devil

The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...

The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.

by Lily April 2, 2005

gist

The gist is in fact the nub, to get the gist is to get the general nub and be all and end of all of the point.

Karis never gets the gist for she is sloooooow. But I love her.

by Lily November 2, 2004

shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

by lily November 18, 2003

yrs

years

I´m 16 yrs old.

by Lily April 22, 2003

Twiggle-Squish

When one is not able to say "I love you" due to circumstances or is mad at their signifigant other, the word Twiggle-squish is the appropriate interjection.

"Shut up! Twiggle-squish."

When around strangers...: "Twiggle-squish."
Around parents or children: "Twiggle-Squish"

by Lily July 6, 2004

jelly bracelets

this is so stupid like people really follow what the bracelets mean. even if one is snapped people don't go through with it!!

I am in 9th grade and at my skewl thi is what they mean...

black~all the way
blue~blow job
Green~outdoor sex
clear~whatever the snapper wants
orange~kiss
Yellow~hug
red~lap dance
purple~anal sex
silver~fingering
white~recite (meaning you have to no matter what)
pink~flashing
gold glitter~make out
glittery green~69
glittery purple~anal

by lily May 17, 2004